South Park lost episode: KENNY DIES

I met one of the guys who wrote the South Park episodes and he led me into his back room and he pulled out a tape that said Kenny Dies on it and I said "What's this" and he said "Watch it buddy" and I said "Ok thanks" and I walked out and I got in my car and I drove home and I put it in my VCR and instantly hyper realistic Kenny popped up and died, because that never happens on the show, Kenny never dies!!! And I saw HYPER ULTRA realistic Randy Marsh climb out of my TV and he bit my head off I'm dead.